How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader! Jesus Christ! [voiceover] Look at my tongue, it's wearing a yellow sock. Best 25 Withnail And I Quotes By Bruce Robinson 2023 [he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. We can't go on like this. You wouldn't spike me, you're too mean. I'm good looking. Indeed, I remember my first agent. Danny: let him get his drugs out! You're not leaving me in here alone. Danny: Why can't I get on television? Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint. Withnail: Tea Shop Proprietor: Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! Cunt gave him two years. Listen, Monty, there's something I have to explain to you. Forgive me, it was inconsiderate of me not to have telegrammed. The only thing youre in that Ive been in is this ****ing bath! Imagine getting into a fight with the f***er! [Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. Goes into court in his kaftan and a bell. Nor women neither. Monty: Well, of course you dont, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! Marwood: You know what we should do? Marwood: And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. I might fetch you up a rabbit. The meaning dawns on him. Withnail: Marwood: Marwood: Uncle Monty: I can never touch raw meat until it's cooked. [to Marwood] What's it got to do with you? Probably on a tenner a day, and I know what for! If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry - neither did they. Withnail: I'm in a park and I'm practically dead; what good's the countryside? Danny: [the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch] Withnail: [screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning] We mean no harm! You hold it down, I'll strangle it. I was merely making an observation. What the f*** are you talking about? [looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes] If you have any question or suggestion then just comment below or contact us. Withnail: I'll deal with the water and other plumbings, you can check the fuel and wood situation. Go with it. Monty: Marwood: "I f*** arses"? He doesn't have any friends. Marwood: Jesus Christ! Flowers are essentially tarts. Marwood: The entire sink's gone rotten. You got a rush. Danny: I happened to be looking for a suit for The Coalman two weeks ago. Withnail: Listen, we're bona fide, we're not from London. No, no, no, dear boy, you must leave, you must leave. Withnail: I fail to see my familys of any interest to you. Withnail: I don't care where you come from! Marwood: Withnail, you bastard, wake up. Withnail: I'm not going to understudy anybody. Withnail: You needn't explain, he's told me everything. It's wearing a yellow sock. Quotes About Cool Kid (57 Quotes) www.quotemaster.org. [after a phone call with his agent] Withnail is cowering under the covers, the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch, screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning, the man who called Marwood a ponce gets up and walks over to them. Withnail: I think we've been in here too long. Peter Marwood (I): We want the finest wines available to humanity! I've some extremely distressing news. You love him. Marwood: Dont vent your spleen on me. 'S alright, 's alright, s'alright We're going, our car has arrived! Withnail: Listen to this. Ah! I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary! No, that is a dog. Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! Withnail: I want something's flesh! We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. Dealt with them? The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it! Change down, man. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. Withnail: Withnail and I Quotes He gags and gasps]. The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. That's what you say. Who is the huge spade in the bath? What makes you possibly think I've got anything for your pot? Withnail: What have you done to them? Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that! Withnail: Yeah, I know that, you've got to kill it. Withnail: I'm in a park and I'm practically dead. Change down, man, find your neutral space. It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself "I will never play the Dane." I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! Ponce! I happen to think the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose. [in a telephone box, speaking to an operator] How *dare* you! Calm down. He used to pick on me. It's full of brilliant quotable lines: "We've gone on holiday by mistake!" "My thumbs have gone weird". Don't be ridiculous. Marwood stands there, petrified, the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting, he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. [about Danny] I don't want to hear it. So, he looks at the Coalman and says "What's all this? Marwood: Get out of it for a while. Marwood: He went to the other place, Monty. Marwood puts his hand on Withnail's shoulder, they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark, amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables, he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it, stands barefoot, about to leave Withnail and Marwood's flat. [leaning out the car window] Marwood: DRIVE WITH EXTREME CARE", shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement, Withnail and Marwood are lying in bed together, listening to a man coming inside the cottage. Withnail: Why can't I get on television? [a poacher enters the pub with pheasants stuffed under his coat, making him look like a hunchback]. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. Miss Blennerhassett, telephone the police. Browse Recommendations; Choice Awards; Genres; Giveaways; New Releases; Genres Sitting down to enjoy my holiday. How infinite in faculties! Withnail and I is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . [toasting with a drink] Danny: It is a bond filled with trust, unconditional love, understanding, and support. "Curse of the Superman. The carrot has mystery. Marwood: Start shouting. And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. Quote by Bruce Robinson: "Here. Hare. Here. Here hare here!" Then they must be delighted with your career. Look at us! [approaching the pub] Yes, but if it rains, we're buggered. Vegetables again. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. Don't suppose you've engaged, have you? What have you done to them? Eat some cake. I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. Danny: I dont advise a haircut, man. There's nothing out there except a hurricane. I think there may be something living in there, I think there may be something alive. [he picks up the kettle on the stove. "In a world exclusive interview, 33 year old shot putter Geoff Woade who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow and you just sit in here drinking. It's like Greenland in here. withnail. Something's got to be done. Give it a chance. Withnail: Please, let's go. Very, very foolish words, man. I might come and see you lads in the week. Who f***s arses? Withnail: Have you been at the controls? Here grows the plant Assidos, which, when worn by any one, protects him from the evil spirit, forcing it to state its business and name; consequently the foul spirits keep out of the way there. Withnail: Rejuvenate! You've got soup. That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. Hair are your aerials. It'll pass. [Jake has left a dead hare hanging on the cottage door, along with a note], Monty: Tea Shop Proprietor: Burnt! I thought they'd all be out the back, drinking cider and discussing butter. I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth. [after trying the Camberwell Carrot] One of my favourite movies. You don't understand. What fucker said that? Danny: What had I done to offend him? Prostitutes for the bees. And it isn't his fault he cannot love you any more than it's mine that I adore you. 2010 Drama 24M views 2 years ago Uncle Monty - the end of an age ohheckforgotusername 157K views 11 years ago Withnail & I 30. Prostitutes for the bees. Marwood: Withnail: "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." But I never really had it in my blood, and that's what's so essential, isn't it, theatrical zeal in the veins. Marwood: No we're not, we're here. Don't vent spleen on me, I'm in the same boat! How dare you! We're doing a feature for Country Life. Do you grow? If he comes into my room again, it's murder, and you'll be held responsible in law! And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. Hurry up, Mabs. Got a bit carried away. Will we never be set free? Parkin's been. Listen, we're bona fide, we're not from London. Or do you shut yourself off from new experience? I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. withnail and i quotes Why can't I have an audition? My brain's capsizing, I've gotta unfuck my brain! Hello? Withnail and I Quotes - Poem of Quotes: Read, Write, Learn Withnail: Danny: Oh, my boys, my boys, we're at the end of an age. Danny: Withnail: How should I possibly know what we should do? We've gone on holiday by mistake. Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now! Withnail: I could take double anything you could! Murder and All-Bran and rape. No it doesn't. Withnail: These are the sort of windows faces look in at! Speed, is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane Time change. Uncle Monty: Here hare here here hare here! - Quotes.net move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. 'He used to get in bad tempers and act up,' said his wife. These aren't mine, they belong to him. Laisse-moi, respirer, longtemps, longtemps, l'odeur de tes cheveux. Withnail: [reading from the paper] "In a world exclusive interview, 33-year-old shotputter Geoff Woade, who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. Withnail: Here. I can't. Be seated. Withnail: Where is he? You dont deserve such loyalty. Find your neutral space. It's like Greenland in here. For reasons I can't really discuss with you. This is a court, man. But he's a very low-temperature spade, the Coalman. Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. Look out that window, if you see anything, anything at all, tell me. Haven't seen Gielgud down the labour exchange! We worked out it would be very handy karma for him to get hold of a suit. 'He used to pick on me. It's trying to get itself in with you, it's trying for even more advantage! Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain, they stop and look at each other. It's ridiculous. That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. Monty: Raymond Duck. Marwood: Uncle Monty: I sometimes wonder where Norman is now. I feel unusual. They can handle the caftan but they cannot handle the bell. Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. Monty: Danny: If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision - let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? DRIVE WITH EXTREME CARE"] But old now, old. Marwood: Then they must be delighted with your career. Marwood: Withnail: Withnail: *I'll show the lot of you*! [to Marwood] Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. Marwood: For all of us, quotes are a great way to remember a book and to carry with us the author's best ideas. Got busted coming back through Heathrow. And the Coalman looks at him and says, "Do you think you look normal, Your Honour?" Of course you are! You been away? Finally, the Withnail And I script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Richard E. Grant movie. The purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals is back. Marwood: Marwood: Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. A Massachusetts man was sentenced to probation for running an illegal hare trapping operation in Maine. I have just finished fighting a naked man! Withnail: Look at Geoff Woade. We're in the middle of a f***ing gale. This is me, naked in a corner! [looking at a newspaper] St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. He can eat his ****ing radish. Withnail: You got a rush. Jake: Withnail is cowering under the covers]. How infinite in faculties! Marwood: That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. [reading graffiti] Let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? Marwood: Peter Marwood (I): Stop saying that Withnail, of course hes the fucking farmer! I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. This thread is archived. Then why's he wearing that old suit? Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. You'll have to find us first. Hair are your aerials. Withnail: Tea Shop Proprietor: Marwood: Marwood: We're early. Withnail: (He spits out a globule of phlegm) Jesus, look at that. Sort of said it without thinking. I been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. Withnail: He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken]. One of us has got to stay on guard. Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything! He's building the prototype now. Marwood: A coward you are, Withnail! He told me about your problems. Jesus, look at that. Jake: Marwood puts his hand on Withnail's shoulder]. Here comes another fucker! Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. Marwood : No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. Withnail: My heart's beating like a f***ed clock! And for once Im inclined to believe that Withnail is right. Give me a downer, Danny. I'm good-looking. Here is the clip. And how dare you tell him you rejected me?! It will pass. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of *dust*? Withnail: We shall buy this place and fire you immediately. These are the sort of windows faces look in at! Withnail: (Wry smile) Sorry about that. His mechanism's gone, he's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners! How dare you tell him I'm a toilet trader?! Stop saying that! Withnail: (Appalled) How dare you! Come on, old boy. Danny's a genius. Here, I dont want it. Withnail: Well neither have I. Like "Withnail: This is ridiculous. [he swerves dangerously through the motorway traffic]. [shouting at his cat] He doesn't have any friends. I'm not going to understudy anybody. No! We can't go on like this. [voiceover] These pheasants are for my pot. Marwood: Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. Little tarts, they love it! This was more like a long white hat. is the clip Thanks! We've got to get some booze. They dont like me being on stage. I expect they're dead down the drain. Dosed 'em. It's the only solution to this intense cold. I want to see about digging the car out anyway. I assure you I'm not, officer. Withnail: [voiceover] [referring to the radish on Monty's lapel] [shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement]. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Withnail: "Withnail and I Quotes." You lose, you gain Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. He says he wont come in for lunch without an apology. Withnail: Then why has my head gone numb? The fuel and wood situation. Get into countryside, rejuvenate. They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. Withnail: Oh dear, no, no, no, I'd be sucked into his trap. Discover the priceless words that sparkle and shine here. [a live chicken is standing on the table]. As the world communicates more and more via texts, memes and sound bytes, short but profound quotes from books have become more relevant and important. No, his dog doesn't come up here. He says he won't come in for lunch without an apology. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself, "I will never play the Dane. This doesn't go down at all well. Well, lick 10 percent of the arses for me, then! quotes duty call warfare modern war. [holding him back] [holding up a pill] You're looking very beautiful, man. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. Marwood: Monty: (to the cat) you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful little swine. Any minute now he's going to rush out and get into his tights. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. Monty: Marwood: There can be no true beauty without decay. Withnail: Find helpful customer reviews and review ratings for Gold, Guns and God: Swami Bhaktipada and the West Virginia Hare . Withnail: I know you're not asleep, boy. Marwood: [eating chips while taking a bath] Ive got your saveloy. Monty: Danny: [spits onto the ground] quotes military heroes famous quotesgram. Withnail: Then the f***er will rue the day! Withnail And I Script - Dialogue Transcript - Script-O-Rama Withnail: Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. What should we do? Armed with this splendid script, Richard E. Grant executes a tour de force as a relentlessly angry-at-the-world unemployed actor and raging alcoholic. Withnail: I need at least an hour for lunch. Pin By Lucy MckFunkdrick On Sunny Side | Withnail And I, Mens www.pinterest.com. Withnail: Street: the embalmer. So, there's this judge sitting there in a cape like fucking Batman with this really rather far-out looking hat. Withnail: No you can't, I can't get my boots on when they're hot. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot. A cat, rain, Vim under the sink, and both bars on. Withnail: Withnail: Wait till the morning, we'll go in together. Withnail: How dare you! It'll pass. There is a certain je ne sais quoi - oh, so very special - about a firm, young carrotExcuse me Uncle Monty: I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary! "Withnail and I Quotes." What do you want in here? Law rather appeals to me actually. Yes, we'll buy this place and we'll install a fucking jukebox in here and liven all you stiffs up a bit! I must go home at once and discuss his problems in depth. Them pheasants are for his pot. Marwood: Politics, man. Alas I have little more than vintage wine and memories. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. [picking up an apron] Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. London is a country coming down from its trip. It's a bloody chicken! It has voodoo qualities. Uncle Monty: Go with it. Listen, Withnail, it's a stinker. Withnail: If I ever see that silage-heap hanging about up here, I'll take the bastard axe to him. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. Monty: Withnail: Withnail: There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this f***ing mountainside! What happened to my agent? Withnail: Withnail: [Marwood comes out of the bathroom wearing a towel]. Thanks! You have done something to your brain. Monty: Withnail: Search, discover and share your favorite Withnail And I GIFs. You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser and sellotape this valve to the end of the old chap. These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road! Call Of Duty 4 Modern Warfare: War Quotes - YouTube www.youtube.com. It's like great yellow sock. Withnail: It's society's crime, not ours. We are not drunks, we are multimillionaires! Richard E. Grant Is Making Self-Isolation Fun With Classic 'Withnail www.bbcamerica.com. We're working on a film up here. Withnail: [whispering] He's going into your room. All right, this is the plan. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. Now, come along, he's going to revitalise himself and you're going to finish the vegetables. I really don't want you to. Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. Withnail: Headhunter to his friends. This is a far superior drink to meths. I sense there is world play but I just don't get it. You've got a rush. I'll show the lot of you! How dare you tell him that?! My heart's beating like a fucked clock! *Scrubbers*! [whispering] Marwood: What is all this "tactical necessity" and "calculated risk?!" How you feel. Withnail: I think a drink, don't you? Withnail: He won't gore you. Hair are your aerials. Withnail: Flowers are essentially tarts. Marwood: Especially that little pimp! Keep your bag up. As a youth, I used to weep in butchers' shops! Where's the aspirins? Well neither have I. You been away? Withnail: Why don't I get any soup? Monty: Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. Listen, I know what you're thinking but I had no alternative. They don't like me being on stage. As a youth, I used to weep in butchers' shops! The beauty of the world. The man was fined $10,000 and was ordered to pay $1,843 in restitution to Maine. I adore you. Withnail: I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! It's trying to get itself in with you. Marwood: My wife is having a baby. [as Marwood walks past him] Director: Bruce Robinson Stars: Richard E. Grant, Paul McGann, Richard Griffiths Rating: Unrated Runtime: 107 minutes Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry neither did they. I'm gonna be a star*! 10 quotes from Withnail and I: the Original Screenplay: 'We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.' . You want working on, boy! That's what you say. Danny: [Heckles pedestrian] Throw yourself into the road, darling, you haven't got a chance! The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. withnail and i 96119 GIFs. What have you done to them? I took drugs to win medals says top athlete Geoff Woade.". Alright, we're going to have to work quickly. Danny: Marwood: How noble in reason, how infinite in faculties! A self-sustained nicotine-yellow and fly-blown lung. I'll sleep here. *You'll all suffer*! We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in, shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour, and here we are, we three; perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. Withnail: Would it be in bad form to plagiarise a toast? Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. Withnail: Tea Shop Proprietor: [Withnail suddenly runs out of the pub, so does Marwood], [Marwood is in the pub toilets, after walking past a hulking Irishman who's called him a ponce]. Uncle Monty: Oh, my boys, my boys, forgive me. Marwood: Imagine the size of his balls. I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! Marwood: (Voice-over) Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. Hairs are your aerials. [reading the note] Evidently country people are no more receptive to strangers than city-dwellers. Sophocles. You never discuss your family do you? Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it? It is called a Camberwell Carrot. And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. The paragon of animals! Yes, as a matter of fact I have. We are multimillionaires. Marwood: The Withnail and I film script contains a virtually non-stop array of one-liners from all the main characters - and for this reason the film is often touted as being one of the most quotable films ever made. How noble in reason! Marwood: (Voice-over) Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane. He's an expert. Monty: Withnail: Listen, I pay you 10 percent to do that. What happened to my cigar commercial? The joint I'm about to roll requires a craftsman. Balls! Marwood: Withnail: Oh, look at this little bastard. How dare you! Monty: Here hare here. Danny: Relax, man, find your neutral space. One of us has got to stay on guard. [Marwood knocks on the door of a farmhouse. Monty: Quotes.net. I'm not having this shag sack insulting me! You have made it high. We're in this cottage here. What happened to your cigar commercial? I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! Marwood: [Contemplating how to kill a chicken for supper] It's got dreadful beady eyes, they stare at you. Monty: Now, what makes you think I should give you something for your pot? Uncle Monty: Oh! Withnail: Change down, man. Withnail and I completed its run in 1970. He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken, a few minutes later, Withnail re-enters the cottage holding a wet stick, Withnail sees Marwood eating some brownish fluid out of a bowl with a spoon, Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window, looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes, he picks up the kettle on the stove. Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). If I lay 10 mils of diazepam on you, it will do something else to your brain. [he pulls Withnail's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it in his]. For reasons I can't really discuss with you, he had to go to Jamaica. Withnail unfolds the note and hands it to Monty. "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." Oh, but how dreadful. Danny: Withnail: Two quid? https://www.quotes.net/movies/withnail_and_i_quotes_14074. Bastard must have died. How noble in reason! The older order changeth, yielding place to new. Marwood: [overtaking a car on the motorway] Withnail: We forgot to bring our Wellingtons. Dead down the drain? Marwood: Well, I don't know. What goods the countryside? Danny: We get in there and get wrecked, then we'll eat a pork pie, then we'll drop a couple of Surmontil-50's each. The thermostats. Withnail: Find the exact You need working on, boy! Withnail & I (1987) - Ruthless Reviews So he looks at the Coalman and says, "What's all this? This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row! Something's got to be done. According to these instructions, you refuse everything but a urine sample. Quotes and one-liners: . I'll be sprouting bloody feelers soon. Now that represents a degree of hypocrisy I've hitherto suspected in you, but have not noticed due to highly evasive skills. General: The Coalman had to go to Jamaica. Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! This is ridiculous. My partner's got a really good idea for making dolls. What's your name, MacFuck? Press J to jump to the feed. There are are things in there; there's a teabag growing! Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! These aren't accidents, they're throwing themselves into the road! I've looked into it. And all at once those frozen hours, melt through the nervous system, and seep out the pores. Marwood: Suits me. He's a madman. Here hare here!' Monty: The murder and All-Bran and rape. [pulling back the lace curtain] We'll keep them here til they arrive. Monty: Monty: Here hare here! I need at least an hour for lunch., Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day. Withnail: Black puddings are no good to us. Withnail: Old suit?! Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts . Marwood: This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave oerhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. Withnail: Sulking up the hill. Look at this - accident blackspot? They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into you brain! General: Talk. Let him get his drugs out. We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in. What are you doing up here, then? Chin-chin. I've always been fond of root crops but I only started to grow last summer. It's true, I crept the boards in my youth. Marwood: [relieved] Monty! Oh, how I tried not to. Do you realise this gaff's overrun with rodents? C*nt give him two years. I'm a friend of Montague Withnail's. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. Withnail: I could take double anything you could! Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills.