[34] Only Chevy Chase reprised his role. I guess it's just a matter now of pumpin' about 15,000 gallons of water down there to teach you a bit of a lesson! Ty: [to a glaring Smails] You know, Judge, my dad never liked you. Danny Noonan: I've often thought about becoming a priest. Judge Smails: Tony D'Annunzio That evening, Webb practices for the game against Smails, and his errant shot brings him to meet Carl; the two share a bottle of wine and a joint. I may have a tail and be covered with fur, But I ain't . He's got about 350 yards left, he's going to hit about a 5-iron, it looks like, don't you think? : Al Czervik: What are you, religious or something? Lou, who is acting as an umpire, tells Czervik his team will forfeit unless they find a substitute. I think they're tunneling in from that construction site. Smails: Good, good. We built this club, he and I. He's a Cinderella boy. Well, who made you Pope of this dump? I'm a very qualified acupuncturist. Judge Smails: The last thing any of us needs now is a lot of loose talk about her behavior. Bless this ship, and all who sail on her. I beg your pardon! Wonderful.". Judge Smails: Sit down, Danny. Oh, Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you You wore green so you could hide. Depends on what's underneath. So, I'm on the first tee with him. No, I did not do that. Pay in 4 interest-free installments for orders over $50.00 with. -- Okay, I guess we're playing for keeps now. Al Czervik: [to a glaring Smails] [27], Denmark was the only place outside the United States where Caddyshack was initially a hit. All right, everybody, it's time to christen the sloop! Al Czervik: [Havercamp puts hand out for club, Tony hands it to him as he attempts to shoot away from the green] Ty, what did you shoot today? Spalding Smails: Danny Noonan: I notice you don't spend too much time there. That's only 50 cents. Huh? Al Czervik: Judge Smails: This is the only film that Chase and Murray have appeared in together. Chop chop. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out You know what for? [7] The Fourth of July dinner and dancing scene was filmed at the Boca Raton Hotel and Club in Boca Raton, Florida, while the yacht club scene was shot at the Rusty Pelican Restaurant in Key Biscayne, Florida. Ty Webb: Ty Webb: What's wrong with lumber? Al Czervik: Tony D'Annunzio: Ty Webb: You don't have to go to college. You get that away from you. Size. Groundskeeper Sandy: Ty: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. The only reason I'm here is maybe I'll buy it. Judge Smails: How would you like to come over and mow my lawn? Judge Smails: this ain't no god dang country club caddyshack. What's wrong with lumber? Is that it? ", "Billboard's Hot 100 for the week of 27 Sep 1980", "Bill Murray visits his Caddyshack restaurant in Chicago and doesn't disappoint", Caddyshack, an homage to Doug Kenney, ESPN/. Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks? How would you like to come over and mow my lawn? That's only 50 cents. Al: Come on, Ty, you're an ace. Judge Smails: I could beat you with one good arm. Ty Webb: Danny Noonan He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2-iron, I think. Dangerfield. [to Bishop Fred Pickering] Well, I have been pushed. Smails refuses to pay, so Czervik summons two intimidating men named Moose and Rocco to "help the judge find his checkbook". Well, I'm going to college too. Writing credits: John "Fingers" Ramis. During the game, Smails and Beeper take the lead, while Czervik, to his chagrin, is "playing the worst game of his life"; at the same time, Webb grows increasingly distracted and also plays a poor game. It's in the hole! Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger no, a cheeseburger. My niece is the kind of girl that has a certain zest for living. It sucks! our lovely sponsors and, as always, good times guaranteed Doors at 6 Bad Markings at 7 Heavy Meddo at 8 See more Al Czervik: [Judge Smails is taking an inordinately long time to hit his drive on the first tee, while Al Czervik waits in the next foursome]. Didn't wanna do it, but felt I owed it to them. | Come to Carl, varmint. Dr. Beeper: golf, bushwood country club, golfer, ty webb, danny noonan, Cotton/Poly blend. [picks him up by the shirt collar] He's got to be pleased with that. Your ball's right over there, go straight. Tags: Caddyshack is about the scheme of a vulgar land developer (Dangerfield) who wants to build condominiums on the site of a ritzy country club. This ain't no god dang country - Fine Southern Gentlemen | Facebook The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit. : Excellency, fiddlesticks! When Webb chooses Danny, Smails threatens to revoke his scholarship, but Czervik promises Danny that he will make it "worth his while" if he wins. Hey, Smails! Goofs What do you do for excitement? "[22] On Metacritic, the film received a score of 48 based on 12 reviews, indicating "mixed or average reviews". The green's right over there, sir. Where is Caddyshack Bushwood Country Club? - KnowledgeBurrow.com Judge Smails: And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. Went for four years, did pretty well. [Havercamp puts hand out for club, Tony hands it to him as he attempts to shoot away from the green] I didn't think so. For this young Cinderella who's come out of nowhere, he's got about 350 yards left. "[13], Caddyshack was released on July 25, 1980,[14] in 656 theaters, and grossed $3.1 million during its opening weekend; it went on to make $39,846,344 in North America,[15] and $60 million worldwide. Smails: Very good! Can you make a shoe smell? Tags: Slime! Bishop: Learn more. His friends. My name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you. nostalgia, golfing, movies, bushwood country club, carl spackler, Graphic tees. Judge Smails: Ty Webb: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Caddyshack&oldid=1140243999, Films with screenplays by Brian Doyle-Murray, Short description is different from Wikidata, Articles lacking reliable references from August 2019, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0. My name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you. Word spreads of the stakes involved, drawing in a crowd of club members and employees. Lacey Underall: Al Czervik A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. Carl Spackler: This ain't no god dang country - Fine Southern Gentlemen - Facebook Lacey Underall: Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way? Spalding Smails: No I'm not grandpa I'm playing tennis. I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but it looks like my folks won't have enough money to put me through college. golf, gopher, bill murray, 80s, bushwood, Tags: Danny, I'm going to give you a little advice. Tags: Okay? Dr. Beeper: Danny becomes attracted to Lacey Underall, Smails' promiscuous niece, who is visiting for the summer and frequents the club. Where is he? The scene in which Al Czervik hits Judge Smails in the genitals with a struck golf ball happened to Ramis on what he said was the second of his two rounds of golf, on a nine-hole public course. I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Tags: Al Czervik: So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. Oh, it looks good on you though. The Chipmunks - I Ain't No Dang Cartoon Lyrics | Genius Lyrics For not being pregnant! Judge Smails: [he holds up his club and is hit by lightning Carl drops the golf bag and leaves him there]. You're drinking too much, Your Excellency. Judge Smails: Danny, I'm having a party this weekend. Yes sir. https://www.quotes.net/movies/caddyshack_1717, https://www.quotes.net/movies/caddyshack_quotes_1717. Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. Fumbles around in the hole, gives the gopher the finger, it bites him]. Tags: I don't blame you - you're a tramp! [5] Murray was working on Saturday Night Live at the time, and was not intended to have a large role but his part "mushroomed" and he was repeatedly recalled from New York to film additional scenes as production continued. Meanwhile, Carl Spackler, a somewhat-unhinged greens-keeper, is entrusted with combating a potentially disastrous gopher infestation. Wrong! His friends. And, whenever possible, to look like one. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? I'm just going to eat these. Grande Oaks Golf Club in Davie, Fla., bears little resemblance to "Bushwood" and there's only a slight reference on the club's web site to it being the location of golf's most famous and funniest movie. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." Hey, Kid park my car, get my bags and put on some weight will ya? Ty Webb: Hey Cary Grant you wanna get high? 2023. Oh, then I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's got a, looks like he's got about an 8-iron. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line in the complete and opposite direction. [9] Murray was with the production only six days, and his lines were largely unscripted. You - you will never be a member of Bushwood! Judge Smails: Spaulding, get dressed you're playing golf. Judge Smails: Don't you people have jobs? Charlie the Cook: Danny takes the blame for the incident to impress Smails. bushwood, 80s, vintage, carl spackler, golf, Tags: You'll get nothing, and like it! Danny Noonan : Yeah well Lou raised the price of coke he's been losing at the track. Here. I think you can still become a gentleman someday if you understand and abide by the rules of decent society. Ty Webb: Judge Smails: Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed wih a fine chamois, and I want them now. Judge Smails: I can see that he's out, numbnuts. Whee! You can't miss it. Now, do it, and no more slacking off. I'd keep playing. And it all starts with this shirt. Carl Spackler: Judge Smails: Czervik, huh. Judge Elihu Smails: I have a little poem I'd like to read in honor of this occasion, if I may. Czervik again doubles the wager based on Danny making the putt. Judge Smails You're one of the lowest members of the food chain and you'll probably be replaced by the rat. Are you kiddin'? Now, do it, and no more slacking off. Bishop: A member? Judge Smails: Do you stand for *goodness*, or - for *badness*? Don't you people have homes? After a brief fight and exchange of insults, Webb suggests they discuss the situation over drinks. You're not gonna want to miss this one! The most important decision you can make right now is what you stand for- goodnessor badness. Lou Loomis: I'm going to put it right on the line. Judge Smails: Oh Dr. Beeper, Bishop Pickering this is my niece Lacey Underall. Ty Webb: Ty Webb: What brings you to this nape of the woods, neck of the wape; How come you're here? Smoke Porterhouse: Danny, I'm having a party this weekend. Don't be obsessed with your desires Danny. Richard Richards: Al Czervik: Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. He was a funny guy. Oh I might, at that! [turns on Journey's "Any Way You Want It," high volume]. [chuckles] I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? . / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat. There's been a lot of complaints already. I give him the driver. Caddyshack is about the scheme of a vulgar land developer (Dangerfield) who wants to build condominiums on the site of a ritzy country club. Oh, Danny, this isn't Russia. Tony D'Annunzio: Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. Hey, don't put yourself down. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff. Main Tag Caddyshack T-Shirt. Quantity. I want you to know that just because of this you don't have to stop seeing other people. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. Carl Spackler: But I ain't nobody's pet. I didn't want to do it- I felt I owed it to them. I can't pay you. Bishop: Playing A Round Of Golf At The Bushwood Club Isn't Just Confined To The Golf Course! Tony D'Annunzio The brothers are all active partners and make occasional appearances at the restaurant. Tony D'Annunzio: And let's face it, some people simply do not belong. Oh, it looks good on you though. A lovely lady. Lacey Underall: [he slices it and it barely misses Tony's head], [Tony gives his ticket to Danny who has taken over for Lou]. Al Czervik: Yeah, well I'll tell you what's satisfying: *cash*. And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, Your uncle molests collies. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. Danny decides that he should cozy up to Judge Smails, who directs the caddy scholarship program. Caddyshack is a 1980 American sports comedy film directed by Harold Ramis, written by Brian Doyle-Murray, Ramis and Douglas Kenney, and starring Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, Michael O'Keefe and Bill Murray with supporting roles by Sarah Holcomb, Cindy Morgan, and Doyle-Murray. Ty Webb: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. Decided to go to college instead. June 1, 2022. by is frigg, freya. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's gonna - looks like he's got about an eight iron. Dykstra's technicians added hydraulic animation to the puppet, including ear movement, and built the tunnels through which it moved. Judge Smails: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. | Outta nowhere. [breaks wind at a dinner] I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Ooh! My dinghy's bigger than your whole boat! If you guys want to get fired. I have my own standards, my own way. [to Lacey, while they're laying in bed after having sex] There's been a lot of complaints already. Al Czervik: I can't pay you. Tags: 4 Mar. Ty Webb: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Caddyshack Meme GIFs | Tenor This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. Carl Spackler: 'Hey Lama, hey, how about a little something. Dangerfield ultimately steals the show, firing off a battery of one-liners, insults, and tasteless gags. Whee! | and a party begins. I'm no doorknob either, alright? You're very - very small-breasted. [28], This film is also second on Bravo's "100 Funniest Movies."[29]. Ty Webb: You're not being the ball Danny. The crowd is just on its feet here. Carl Spackler: I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. "[19] Vincent Canby gave it a mixed review in The New York Times, describing it as "A pleasantly loose-limbed sort of movie with some comic moments, most of them belonging to Mr. Spalding Smails: I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. What's that candy wrapper doing there? Lacey Underall: A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. Much better now, though. Carl: Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key. I want to be good! Danny Noonan: Do you know what the Lama says? Lou Loomis: You owe me one gumball machine. On this Wikipedia the language links are at the top of the page across from the article title. This is a hybrid. [hits a joint, coughs] Ty Webb: This ain't no god dang country club. Description. I'll move right down the Taconic Parkway, over to your clavula Ty Webb: Spalding get your foot off the boat! Whoa, did somebody step on a duck? I swear, I didn't tell anybody anything, sir. Danny Noonan: Careful. : A lovely lady. Bishop Carl Spackler: Know what I'm talking about? I'll just get a little more oil on us. Well I'll tell you what's satisfying: *cash*. Lacey Underall: Okay, Pookie. Judge Smails: Meanwhile, Carl Spackler, a mentally unstable greenskeeper who lives in the maintenance building, is sent by his Scottish supervisor Sandy McFiddish to hunt a gopher that Judge Smails witnessed damaging the course. Danny's putt leaves the ball hanging over the edge of the hole. Danny Noonan: I don't, I don't, eh Carl Spackler: Starring such comedic titans as Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, and Rodney Dangerfield, the film about a young golf caddy (Michael O'Keefe) desperate to win a scholarship and turn his life around has been listed #71 on AFI's 100 Years.100 Laughs and #7 on AFI's Top 10 Sports Films.
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